I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

(Source: korkuokulu, via afternoonsnoozebutton)


The best thing about my high school is that Bruce McCulloch was once a student there.

(via jodyrobots)


This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

(via brackenrose)

baby: d-d-d-d

dad: daddy?

baby: destroy capitalism

karl marx: nice